Self Inflicted Damage

So, I got a call from a daughter that the car (on loan) had been the victim of a hit-and-run accident. The policeman that responded to the call couldn't quite figure out how the damage was caused. After looking closer at it, I determined that the cause was a parking lot block, that parking too close had caused the bumper cover to be snagged on the cement block, which pulled the bumper cover off when backing out.

This isn't the first damage that has been caused to this car by being too close to the road; most of the damage has been my fault - - - driving on snow-packed roads has ripped of 2/3 of the under car shields. In this case, the bumper cover was snapped back into place, and for the moment secured with a twist tie (and a promise to find a nut and bolt for later).